Nice Expensive Xmas Gift = You Get PUSSY!!

I hope you guys got your shopping done, but I know you wait until the last minute (as usual) to get all the stuff you need. I know you are tempted to get your woman some panties, but you know you will just steal them and wear them yourself, because you are such a naughty slut. But take my advice, get her some jewelry. Trust me, you will get some pussy out of it. We always put out for a nice piece of jewelry. But don't go cheap, get her something nice. Come on... its the holiday season. You can do it!

Check this site out for a few giggles. Mall Santas are kinda pervy, but they do serve a purpose...

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/entertainment/holiday/sfl-scaredofsanta-ugc,0,7181908.ugcphotogallery