I've got more curves than Highway 1, but I promise I'm a much smoother ride, especially when I'm wet. I love kinky fun, especially with really big guys (if you know what I mean *wink*). You might call me a size queen, but I don't care. A pussy like mine needs to be filled as much as possible and it takes a big tool to do the job right.

Last week I called a handyman because I had a plumbing problem... little did he know that it wasn't my sink that needed some new pipe. He fixed me up good with his man iron, but I was still horny enough to collect some college cock at the bar near my condo that I ended up taking home with me. Sometimes, too much of a good thing can be wonderful!

Occasionally I like to top a man who sasses me or who doesn't know how to treat a lady. Or just a bad boy in general. That's when I strap on my thick rubber intimidator and oil it up nice and slow while they're tied up. That usually causes their little sphincters to pucker up tighter than a balloon knot, but the strap-on has a way of finding its way in. Sometimes men need a little intimidation: it provides them the perspective they all too often lack given that they think with their dicks.

I love most all fetishes and I am always open to new and kinky fantasies. I enjoy roleplays too: MILF, Hot Neighbor, Sexy Doctor, Dominatrix, Seductive Teacher, Stern Boss Lady, Slutty Secretary, and anything else that you can think of. Whatever the pleasure or fantasy, nothing fazes me, though I reserve the right to be pleasantly surprised or even shocked. If you think you can do it... call me!